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eatingisfab:

when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear 

(via volcainist)

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

(via theworldwemade)

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

(via dare-for-distances)

chibiknightcrossing:

*SLAMS OPEN DOOR*

THIS IS HALLOWEEN

*PUNCHES A WALL*

THIS IS HALLOWEEN

*SMASHES FACE THROUGH WINDOW*

HALLOWEEN

*PUNCHES CANDY INTO PIECES*

HALLOWEEN

*SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS*

HALLOWEEN

*DROPS KICKS A TRICK OR TREATER*

HALLOWEEN

(via dare-for-distances)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it